Saturday, February 08, 2003

 
so my little brother is co-captain of his 4H's hipology team. its pretty much a horse knowledge type thing, and they have a competition coming up so he's been spouting out bits of info at random. the waxy teats one was one of my favorites so i decided to share it with you. there are also a lot of questions on the stallion's shaft. oh and jt, horse dont pop out ponies, they pop out foals. a pony is a different species. and on that note i'm going to go eat some raspberry truffle ice cream which is definately illegal as a hypoglycemic but damn it i dont care. this is me living a little on my saturday night. later kids.
anna posted this at 5:59 PM.

Friday, February 07, 2003

 
Did you know that wax beads appear on the teats of a mare 2-4 days before foaling?
anna posted this at 11:40 AM.

Wednesday, February 05, 2003

 
hey guess what guys?! i think i'm going to disney college.! yippee. for my internship i think i'm gonna go to disney and go through their "disney college" program so that i get student housing and stuff. they have real cheap apartments in disney world for the kids that are in the program. and i'd either be working as a chef in a resort or doing some management stuff. fun huh? well i'm excited anyways. so next summer, cause if i go i'll be there from may-august, you guys can come visit me in florida. i'd be there for my 21st bday so you guys can drive down and stay for free and i'd get mad discounts on all the attractions. joe, that means you can ride tower of terror and space mountain as many times as you want. AND, we can all party at treasure island. rumor is they have real cool drinks there. so thats my news of the day. well, that and i did real bad on my midterm- but oh well! cory says i'll do better next time so i believe her. alright i'm gonna go do something now. i'll figure out what once i sign off. bye kids.
anna posted this at 9:14 PM.

Tuesday, February 04, 2003

 
for a klondike bar, i would swim in a pool of worsterchire sauce..... run to japan and back again.... bungie jump naked....dance around with underwear on my head......eat 3 gallons of rainbow sherbert in one sitting......kiss tom kenny (that was the real reason by the way)..... i'll let you know if i think of anything else i'd do.
anna posted this at 6:03 PM.

 
now this is what i call some major bloggage
anna posted this at 5:57 PM.

 
Joe, Joe, Joe, I really don't know why you keep dancing around the subject. Why would anyone believe such a far-fetched story such as the one you just told? Now, I don't know who this Narie character is but I do know that I traded some panties with your mom and then you wanted to borrow the ones I got in the trade with her. Why, I don't know, I thought maybe it was some sort of Oedipus complex that you had to come to terms with, but in any event I don't like to ask question that might embarrass my friends so I didn't say anything. Now after months with your mom's panties, which rightfully belong to me since the trade, I would think you've had ample time to come to grips with your sick inner psyche, so, I implore you, please give me back my panties. You know how I like to put them on my head and dance around, hell, you used to do it with me, so either come over and we can dance around together with your mom's panties on our head or ask your mom for some of your own. Just give me mine back!

Bob

p.s. What wouldn't id for a Klondike bar?
JTL posted this at 12:31 PM.

 
Shit... I was hoping I wasnt going to have to tell the story about how I know Bob, but..... I have to now that this new information has come to light. Bob is my homemade porn cameraman. For the past 10 months or so, myself and a girl we will call Narie Jeffernan ( to protect the innocent), have been making homemade videos. Since I dont regularly wear underwear (you all know this) I had to borrow some becuase we were shooting a scene wear Marie, i mean Narie, comes into the bedroom wearing only a number 33 Antioch football jersey, and proceeds to take my undewear off. Well obviously you see the problem, I had no underwear on in the first place, so I had to borrow Bob's. I'm sorry I had to excite all of you with this story, and remember, God Bless America.

JP
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